from an email

The Gift

A young man thought of buying a gift for his girlfriend. After such deliberation he finally settled into buying a pair of gloves. He asked his sister to accompany him to the ladies shop to make his purchase. His sister bought 2 panties for herself. The two packages were mixed up on the counter so his sister got the gloves. The young man sent the package to his sweetheart not knowing the contents of the package were the 2 panties his sister bought for herself. Together with the package came the note.

Dear Sweetheart,

This gift is to tell you that I am keeping in touch for your birthday. I chose this gift to replace the one I tore during our first date, because since then you have not been in the habit of wearing any when we go out on evenings.

If it had not been for my sister, I would have bought the short one. The saleslady from whom I bought them showed me the pair she was wearing. She told me that she had been wearing them for three consecutive weeks and it had not been soiled at all. It was very soft to touch.

I asked the saleslady to wear it and it looked very nice on her. I do not know your exact size but I thought I am in a better position than any one to guess since I hold yours most of the time.

They will naturally be a little deep to wear and sometimes will have the tendency to smell, so put a little talcum powder before you wear them.

Be sure to keep them off while cleaning for they are liable to shrink. I hope you will accept them with the thought that I gave them to you. Please wear them on Friday evenings so I will always have the pleasure of removing them.

Always,

Honey

P.S. I will look forward to kiss the front as well as the back of them. The saleslady said that the latest style is wearing them unbuttoned to give the carefree look. If they are small, send them back to me so I could stretch them by putting them on mine. Don't forget to put my favorite scent on. I love you....