funny fb post

found this funny fb post

G: Whatever you give to a woman, she will make it greater. Give her sperm, she will give you a baby. Give her a house, she will give you a home. Give her groceries, she will give you a meal. Give her a smile and she will give you her heart. So if you give her crap.. Be ready to receive a ton of shit!!!!

B: Well...a woman once complained about the size of my organ...I told her that I had no idea that I would be performing in a Cathedral!

G: Oh and by the way Boy, next time u go to the Cathedral, try taking a piano with you!! Somewhat larger than a organ.....

G: Confusciuos say "Women are like Pianos... When they're not upright, they're grand!"

B: I'll take the (w)hole damn sound system!!....Drums, Geetars, etc.