Thursday, June 24, 2004

EEnergetic
RRadiant
WWeird
IInsane
NNaughty

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hmm.. weird at insane talaga
JJolly
AAstonishing
RResponsible
YYummy

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naks! yummy daw ako oh..
UCAUTION
IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP ERWIN AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.

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fire na literal e yosi.. flames na figurative e..
HAVE YOU EVER REALLY LOVED A WOMAN Lyrics : BRYAN ADAMS Lyrics Song Lyrics of HAVE YOU EVER REALLY LOVED A WOMAN by BRYAN ADAMS

To really love a woman
To understand her
You gotta know her deep inside
Hear every thought
See every dream
N' give her wings -
When she wants to fly
Then when you find yourself
Lyin' helpless in her arms
Ya know ya really love a woman

When you love a woman you tell her
That she's really wanted
When you love a woman you tell her
That she's the one
Cuz she needs somebody to tell her
That it's gonna last forever
So tell me have you ever really
Really really ever loved a woman?

To really love a woman
Let her hold you
Till ya know how she needs to be touched
You've gotta breathe her
Really taste her
Till you can feel her in your blood
And when you can see your unborn children
In her eyes
Ya know ya really love a woman

When you love a woman you tell her
That she's really wanted
When you love a woman you tell her
That she's the one
Cuz she needs somebody to tell her
That it's gonna last forever
So tell me have you ever really
Really really ever loved a woman?

You got to give her some faith
Hold her tight
A little tenderness
Gotta treat her right
She will be there for you,
Takin' good care of you
Ya really gotta love your woman...

Wednesday, June 23, 2004



How to make a jary
Ingredients:

1 part intelligence

3 parts silliness

3 parts leadership
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little sadness if desired!

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

i wonder, will u cry?

Joey McIntyre Song Lyrics - I Cried - TheSongLyrics.com: Joey McIntyre

VERSE:Do you remember how,
we'd hold each other tight?
It was all I had to get me through the night.
I can't believe that you are gone.
Everything right it all went wrong.
Do you remember how we kissed?
You said you never felt like this.
I guess I thought it'd never end.
You know that you were my best friend.

CHORUS:
I cried,
And I don't care who knows it,
I cried,
I ain't too proud to show it,
I cried,
when you said good-bye,
ooh, baby,
I cried.

VERSE:
I wonder if you ever think of me,
or am I just another distant memory?
And after all, that we've been through,
it's just so hard to give up on you.

CHORUS 2X
I cried, I cried, I cried
When you said,
when you said,
when you said good-bye,
ooh, baby,
I cried.
I cried.

Monday, June 21, 2004

an email from a man's perspective point of view

75 lessons that MUST be learned in relationships


1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If
he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.

2. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.


3. If you have ANY doubt in your mind about a man's
character, leave him alone.

4. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from
heartache.


5. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship
that's not meant to be.

6. Don't force an attraction.

7. Slower is better.

8. Never live your life for a man before you find what
makes you truly happy.

9. If a relationship ends because the man was not
treating you as you deserve then heck no you can't "be
friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.

10. Have faith in God regarding your relationship, but
don't let faith make you stupid. God does things
decent and in order.

11. Don't settle.


12. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then
he probably is.

13. If he keeps changing his mind about the
relationship--take that as a BIG sign that he is
unstable. Do you really want to be with a man like
that?

14. Don't stay because you think "it will get better."
You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying
when things are not
better.


15. Honorable men take care of their business and
aren't involved in a whole lot of mess.

16. The only person you can control in a relationship
is you.

17. There's only one 'reason' a man dumps you; he
doesn't want you.

18. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a
bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he
got them pregnant,
why would he treat you any differently?

19. You really do have to kiss a few frogs before
finding the prince.

20. Always put yourself and your happiness first.


21. Always have your own set of friends separate from
his.

22. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If
something bothers you, speak up.

23. Like from the show Sex and the City, if he doesn't
call, he just isn't that interested.

24. Be honest and upfront.


25. Know when to cut the cord, don't be strung along.

26. Don't fall for the "I'm confused role". Remove
yourself from the situation to let him figure things
out (but don't wait for him, move on).

27. If you want to have a clue as to how he will treat
you, watch how he treats the WOMEN in his family (not
just mom).

28. There's more than physical abuse, there's
emotional and mental abuse. If he causes any of
them...flee.

29. You cannot change a man's behaviors. Change comes
from within.

30. Don't let him place rules on you that he is not
willing to follow himself -- double-standard.

31. Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than
you are...even if he has more education or in a better
job.


32. Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man,
nothing more nothing less.

33. Demand respect and if he can't give it, he can't
have you!


34. Don't compete with other woman, but be aware that
men are attracted to what they see.

35. If you think he is cheating, he probably is.
Confront him right away and if you feel he's lying,
let him go.

36. Actions speak louder than words.

37. Never let a man define who you are.

38. Never rely on a man for compliments, look to
yourself for that.

39. Never borrow someone else's man.

40. If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.

41. Just because he says he loves you, doesn't mean
that he won't hurt you and it doesn't mean that you
are meant to be with
him.

42. To use painful hard-won wisdom -- 'get it right'
the next time.

43. Know that you deserve to be the number one person
in the life of the #1 person in your life.

44. Love is a verb ...


45. Learn to give up your lifelong task of trying to
make someone unavailable-available, someone
ungiving-giving, and
someone unloving-loving.

46. A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to
treat you.


47. All men are NOT dogs.

48. You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is a two way street.

49. If you don't love self...you can't love anyone else.


50. You cannot mend someone else's broken heart.

51. You need time to heal between
relationships...there is nothing cute about
baggage...deal with your issues before pursuing a new
relationship.

52. You should never look for someone to COMPLETE
you...a relationship consists of two WHOLE
individuals...look for someone complementary...not
supplementary.

53. Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be
Mr. Right.

54. NEVER give more in a relationship than you are
getting out of it.


55. Never become your man's "therapist".

56. When actions and words conflict, believe the
actions. Respond to the actions.

57. A real healthy relationship requires two people.
One person can end it - but it takes two to make it
work.


58. Don't fall for the "I'm not the loving
type"...when a man loves you there is nothing in this
world (within reason) that he
wouldn't do for you.

59. Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always
know where you are, and you're always readily
available to him he takes it for granted.


60. Give him his space...let him go out with his boys,
don't pressure him to spend time with you, You cant
force a man to hang out with you.

61. If you wouldn't allow your daughter to be with him
you shouldn't.

62. Never let a man know everything. He will use it
against you later.

63. Never move into his mother's house.

64. Provide financially for yourself and don't depend
on anyone.

65. Never co-sign for a man.

66. Never believe you have the perfect guy and he is
so innocent.

67. Never spoil your man; let him spoil you.

68. Never let a man mess up your credit.

69. When it's time to let go; let go.

70. Good men should be treated like good men.

71. Don't play games.

72. You can't make a whore into a housewife - or
husband.

73. Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you
everything that you need. Keep him in your radar but
get to know others.

74. Compatibility in terms of educational attainment,
values, beliefs, personal and career goals, and
socioeconomic status, are important.

75. Never date a guy who wears colored contacts. :p


my patience is reeaaaally thiiiin these days so i'd appreciate it if you wont bug me with your little problems ok?

Friday, June 18, 2004

ano kaya ang naghihintay sa dako pa roon?

masettle na po sana lahat ngayon.. Thy will be done

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

men! bwiset!
banner news today:

SC Kills Meralco rate hike

Text Tax Tinepok na


so i think i should be happy....
Quote for the Day

If you can read the Obituaries Section of the newspaper, then you are alive

buhay pa rin pala ako

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Thursday, June 10, 2004

im feeling better now hmmm... totoo kayang kissing is healthy?

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

funny how men have different insights regarding men.. kahit puro married sila e magkakaiba na ang pananaw.. ganundin sa pananaw ng married at single men..
i hope we can settle everything today.. ayaw ko ng abutin ito ng weekend... Father, help me please.. give me the strength and teach me what to do.. may Your will be done..

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

this is just not my day.. how i wish this day would end and everything will be back as they should be...
not feeling well.. dinagdagan pa ng bungad sa ym stat nya na "yosi break muna" kaya inis at down tuloy ang mood ko ngayon

Monday, June 07, 2004

watched Harry Potter, Prisoner of Azkaban last friday at sm north.. dun na lang kami nanood dahil mejo maulan at para hindi mahirap umuwi.. last full show na inabot namin at natapos yun past 11pm na.. ok yung movie, and contrary to what lani told me, naintindihan at naappreciate ko sya kahit di ko napanood yung first 2 books, hehehehe


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first day of classes ngayon at suspended agad ito dahil sa bagyong frank.. hmm.. puro lalake na ang pangalan ng bagyo ngayon.. dahil ba mas mahirap na silang ispelengin kesa babae
found this lyrics while browsing around.. one of my old time faves..

I Wouldn't Be Here If I Didn't Love You


Traffic lights shining in my eyes
Through the pouring rain
We had a terrible fight tonight
And I can't stand the pain
I've been searching for hours and hours
up and down these lonely streets
I feel scared and alone and so incomplete

I wouldn't be here if I didn't love you
I wouldn't be here if I didn't care
I wouldn't waste your time or my time in a love
that's going nowhere

It's been building up for quite sometime
Something had to break
But to just end it all like this
Would be the worst mistake
I know I don't wanna live without you
I know exactly what you mean to me
And I believe that inside, we still hold the key

I wouldn't be here if I didn't love you
I wouldn't be here if I didn't care
I wouldn't waste your time or my time in a love
that's going nowhere

I wouldn't be here if I didn't love you
Freezing cold in the pouring rain
All I wanna do is find you
Let me set you home again

Someday we gonna look back on this
Throw away the cross we had to bear
We'll have a laugh and we'll have a kiss
We'll say all is fair

I wouldn't be here if I didn't love you
I wouldn't be here if I didn't care
I wouldn't waste your life or my life in a love
that's going nowhere

I wouldn't be here baby
(I wouldn't be here if I didn't love you)
I wouldn't be here baby
(I wouldn't be here if I didn't love you)


Friday, June 04, 2004

lunch blow-out sa big buddha courtesy of sir garry, grabe, super busog! *burp* sana next treat e bowling practice naman

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sana maging ok lakad namin mamya...

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

my fave song now
South Border - Crying Ladies

Rainbow


fallin out fallin in
nothings sure in this world no no
breaking down breaking in
never knowing what lies ahead
we can really never tell it all no no

say goodbye say hello
to a lover or friend
sometimes we could never understand
why some things begin with just love
we can never have it all
no no no ohh

but oh, cant you see
that no matter what happens
life goes on and on
and so baby just smile
coz im always around you
and i'll make you see
how beautiful life is for you and me

take a little time baby
see the butterflie's colors
listen to the birds that sent to sing for me and you
can you feel me
this is such a wonderful place to me

even if there is pain now
everything will be alright
for as long as the world still turns
there will be night and day
can you hear me
there's a rainbow always after the rain

hittin high hittin low
win or lose you should go
yeah yeah
getting warm getting cold
weather can be so good or bad
but baby this is life so dont get mad
no no no

coz ohhh
can't you see
that no matter what happens
life goes on and on
and so baby just smile
coz im always around you
and i'll make you see
how beautiful life is for you and me

take a little time baby
see the butterflie's colors
listen to the birds that sent to sing for me and you
can you feel me
this is such a wonderful place to me

even if there is pain now
everything will be alright
for as long as the world still turns
there will be night and day
can you hear me
there's a rainbow always after the rain

life's full of challenges
not all the time we get what we want
but dont despair my dear
you'll take it each trial
and you'll make it through the storm
coz youre strong
my faith in you is clear
so i say once again
this world's beautiful
let us celebrate life that is so beautiful
so beautiful...

take a little time baby
see the butterflie's colors
listen to the birds that sent to sing for me and you
can you feel me
this is such a wonderful place to me

even if there is pain now
everything will be alright
for as long as the world still turns
there will be night and day
can you hear me
there's a rainbow always after the rain

lost my cell.. katangahan e.. funny, di ako nanghihinayang sa cell (e 3310 lang naman kc yun, nakablock pa sa sun ) kaya lang, yung sim ko, andun lahat ng numbers
thanks hon, you're teaching me mature love.. i love you

Monday, May 24, 2004

haaay naku! pag talaga yun ang kausap ko e di ko maiwasang kumulo ang dugo.. kung bakit naibigay ko pa ang number d2 sa ofc e

Thursday, May 20, 2004

a harmful truth is better than a useful lie.. stat ng ex ng labs ko and tama sya.. di po ako nagiging pessimist, gusto ko lang ng honesty.. haaay.. i miss u na...
currently listening to...

Boyzone - Love Me For A Reason - Lyrics World

Love Me For A Reason

Girl when you hold me, how you control me
You bend and you fold me, anyway you please
It must be easy for you, the loving things that you do
But just a pastime for you, I could never be

And I never know, girl
If I should stay or go
'Cos the games that you play
Keep driving me away

Don't love me for fun, girl
Let me be the one, girl
Love me for a reason
Let the reason be love
Don't love me for fun, girl
Let me be the one, girl
Love me for a reason
Let the reason be love

Kisses and caresses, are only minor tests, babe
Of love lead to stresses, between a woman and a man
So if love everlasting, isn't what you're asking
I'll have to pass, girl, I'm proud to take a stand

I can't continue guessing
Because it's only messing
With my pride and my mind
So write down this time to time

Don't love me for fun, girl
Let me be the one, girl
Love me for a reason
Let the reason be love
Don't love me for fun, girl
Let me be the one, girl
Love me for a reason
Let the reason be love

I'm just a little old-fashioned
It's take more than physical attraction

My initial reaction is honey give me love
Not a facsimile of

Don't love me for fun, girl
Let me be the one, girl
Love me for a reason
Let the reason be love
Don't love me for fun, girl
Let me be the one, girl
Love me for a reason
Let the reason be love

Don't love me for fun, girl
Let me be the one, girl
Love me for a reason
Let the reason be love (love me, love me)
Don't love me for fun, girl
Let me be the one, girl
Love me for a reason
Let the reason be love

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

nakakatawa.. mukhang pwede na ako maging sunsilk model ah.. "ganda ng pare ko" hehehe.. haaay.. Ama, Ikaw na po ang bahalang mag-ingat sa Iyong lingkod.. patuloy Mo po sana akong patnubayan at gabayan...

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Your: Happy eyes! Your cheerfull, bright and always want to try something new. Your inquisitive and quite lovable. You have many friends and will succseed in life.
Your: Happy eyes! Your cheerfull, bright and always
want to try something new. Your inquisitive and
quite lovable. You have many friends and will
succseed in life.


What type of eyes do you have?
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Saturday, May 15, 2004

currently listening to..

Bryan Adams
I Finally Found Someone

written by: B.Adams/B.Streisand/M.Hamlisch/R.J.Lange
with Barbra Streisand

Bryan: I finally found someone, who knocks me off my feet;
Bryan: I finally found the one who makes me feel complete...
Barbara: It started over coffee, we started out as friends;
Barbara: It's funny how from simple things; the best things begin...
Bryan: This time is different;
Barbara: la la la la
Bryan: It's all because of you!..
Bryan: It's better than it's ever been;
Together: Cuz we can talk it through;
Barbara: My favorite line was 'Can I call you sometime?';
Barbara: It's all you had to say...
Together: To take my breath away...

Together: This is it!
Together: Oh, I finally found someone; Someone to share my life;
Together: I finally found the one - to be with every night;
Barbara: Cause whatever I do
Bryan: It's just got to be you!
Together: My life has just begun, I finally found someone...

Bryan: Did I keep you waiting?
Barbara: I didn't mind
Bryan: I apologize
Barbara: Baby, that's fine
Bryan: I would wait forever
Together: Just to know you were mine;
Bryan: Ya Know - I love your hair...
Barbara: Are you sure it looks right?
Bryan: I love what you wear...
Barbara: Isn't it too tight?
Bryan: You're exceptional!
Together: I can't wait for the rest of my life...

Together: Oh This Is It!
Together: I finally found someone; Someone to share my life,
Together: I finally found the one; to be with every night...
Barbara: Cause whatever I do
Bryan: It's just got to be you
Together: My life has just begun; I finally found someone...
Barbara: And whatever I do.
Bryan: It's just got to be you!
Barbara: My life has just begun...
Together: I finally found someone...
a sound advice from a friend that i'll try to live by with my current situation: give him the benefit of the doubt, even if u already doubt him.. he may have his reasons.. act just like before, no expectations.. di ka naman nya inagrabyado o ano...

Thursday, May 13, 2004

nang dahil sa eleksyon 2004...

newsflash: mayaman ako sa o.t.
good side: makakaipon ako (sana)
bad side: hassle weekend sched ko, di ako makakapagpulong, waaaah..

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

muntik na akong mapaaway.. nagmerienda kami sa luk foods, papatawid na kami, e mejo pa-go signal na ang mga sasakyan, pero pwede namang magparaan, kaso me mayabang na driver ang gustong humarurot at muntik pa kaming banggain.. sa inis ko, dumaan ako sa likod nya, sabay palo sa me puwitan ng sasakyan nya.. aba! at bumaba ng sasakyan ng mama, siguro akala nya e matatakot ako sa kanya.. well, dinedma ko lang sya, tuloy-tuloy ako sa pagtawid, hehehe.. yung nasa likod nya na sasakyan e biglang napapreno at binusinahan sya, buti nga sa kanya, hehehe.. akala nga ng boss ko e kung ano na.. siguro nga, nakita nya rin ang kaha ng boss ko kaya umalis na lang, weheheh

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

may 8, 2004, saturday.. ang daming nangyari..


because i was wearing pink, and blooming daw ako that day...

Friday, May 07, 2004

from an email

The Gift

A young man thought of buying a gift for his girlfriend. After such deliberation he finally settled into buying a pair of gloves. He asked his sister to accompany him to the ladies shop to make his purchase. His sister bought 2 panties for herself. The two packages were mixed up on the counter so his sister got the gloves. The young man sent the package to his sweetheart not knowing the contents of the package were the 2 panties his sister bought for herself. Together with the package came the note.

Dear Sweetheart,

This gift is to tell you that I am keeping in touch for your birthday. I chose this gift to replace the one I tore during our first date, because since then you have not been in the habit of wearing any when we go out on evenings.

If it had not been for my sister, I would have bought the short one. The saleslady from whom I bought them showed me the pair she was wearing. She told me that she had been wearing them for three consecutive weeks and it had not been soiled at all. It was very soft to touch.

I asked the saleslady to wear it and it looked very nice on her. I do not know your exact size but I thought I am in a better position than any one to guess since I hold yours most of the time.

They will naturally be a little deep to wear and sometimes will have the tendency to smell, so put a little talcum powder before you wear them.

Be sure to keep them off while cleaning for they are liable to shrink. I hope you will accept them with the thought that I gave them to you. Please wear them on Friday evenings so I will always have the pleasure of removing them.

Always,

Honey

P.S. I will look forward to kiss the front as well as the back of them. The saleslady said that the latest style is wearing them unbuttoned to give the carefree look. If they are small, send them back to me so I could stretch them by putting them on mine. Don't forget to put my favorite scent on. I love you....


Wednesday, May 05, 2004

yesterday was ok! dumalo ako ng panata ng ascii kagabi, dinner e tinreat ako ni joseph, payback time e then nagkita rin kami ng lil bro ko, after around 3 years kaming di nagkita.. syempre, super daming chica, plus nakita ko rin ang iba pang kachokaran ko sa ascii like jon r na super tagal ding nawala..

Friday, April 30, 2004

my ym stat:intimidating ba ako? ha? ha? ha? sagot!

so ano sagot nyo?

Monday, April 26, 2004

ms lonely: it's so nice to be happy -- my current ym stat describes me


buti at nagpunta ako sa alabang badminton EB at super nag-enjoy ako, pramis! kahit di ako naglaro, e super ok ang bonding ang masasabi ko lang, "sana maulet muli!"

ok rin ang nangyari nung nagpunta ako sa ascii, nakita ko mga katropa ko na sabay ko ring nawala, at sumulpot, hehehe

Friday, April 23, 2004

ever wondered why "business" is spelled where you can mispronounce it as "busyness"?
while listening to my mp3 collection.. the lyrics of this song caught my attention, so i deceided to post it here...



M2M LYRICS



"Everything"


It's been nine days, eight hours

Forty minutes, ten seconds

Since you called

I've been so crazy

I've just about

Taken our picture

Off the wall

It's been three months

Over hundred days

Since you held my hand

And I miss you in

A thousand ways

Will I ever see you again?



[BRIDGE:]

How did it change so fast?

(I won't give you

To the past)

I really thought it'd last



[CHORUS:]

All that we had was

So unbelieveable

Now that it's gone

It's just inconceivable

Still in my dreams

You were so damn beautiful

How could it be

That you ruined my

Everything

Everything

Everything?



Everything

Everything

Everything



It seems like

Everyone everywhere's in love

So, where are you?

And I remember

You couldn't get enough

Said you felt it too

So didn't you



[Repeat bridge]

[Repeat chorus twice]



Everything, everything, everything

Everything, everything, everything



Ooh, hooh

You're really my everything

Everything, everything

Everything, everything, everything



Everything, everything, everything

Everything, everything, everything

Everything, everything, everything

Everything, everything, everything



It's been nine days, eight hours

Forty minutes, ten seconds

Three months, a hundred days

And I miss you in

A thousand ways



[Repeat bridge]

[Repeat chorus]

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Forrest Gump!


What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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You are Gambit from the X-men!

Your style and suave is a real hit with the ladies!
devoted you may not be, but you know what you
want and when you want it. But.. there is
anlways rom for change!


Which of the X-men do you resemble most?
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Thursday, April 22, 2004

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

thanks to ron, me bago na akong motto.. at ym status message na rin... won't sweat it
my color for the day is blue ..

Monday, April 19, 2004

something i browsed thru frendster..

What Kind of GF Are You Quiz | Girlfriends and Boyfriends | Personality Test: "

Take the Girlfriend Quiz at www.kidzworld.com!
"

You're a Dream GF!
You're a definite keeper. You're not needy or clingy and you're almost as much fun to be around as one of the guys! You know exactly how much space your guy needs and how to keep your own groove on while in a relationship

Thursday, April 15, 2004

absent ako yesterday.. actually, mejo ok na pakiramdam ko kahapon dahil nakatulog naman ako ng mabuti ng nagdaang gabi.. pero di na lang ako pumasok, para makapahinga naman sa radiation ng computer.. dumating din kahapon ang pldt para matransfer na ang aming fone.. baka bukas daw e me dial tone na kami, sana nga.. mababago rin daw ang number namin..

haaay.. sana e magtuloy-tuloy na ang paggaling ko.. di ko pa nga naiwewento yung nangyari sa akin last "holy week"

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

i'm sick!!! parang di nga ako nakatulog kagabi dahil barado ang ilong ko at parang puro plema dibdib ko.. haaay.. ito ata epekto ng sobrang init

Monday, April 12, 2004

maalinsangang mainit kagabi kaya di ako agad nakatulog.. umulan pala kaya siguro napasarap ang tulog ko, ayaw ko na tuloy bumangon kaninang umaga..

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work na work ang mood ko today, kaya lang, kainis at di ko mabuksan yung db.. magkakasakit pa ata ako, sobrang sakit ng lalamunan ko

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iba pala pag nagkasabay-sabay ang katopakan ng tropa, lalo na ni lil sis at daddy, kawawang handsomest, umaapaw na ang inbox.. kung ako nga e umiiyak na ang inbox, pano ba naman, yahoo email ko ang ginamit...

Monday, April 05, 2004

its been awhile since i posted.. wala lang, tinatamad.. last thursday e pumasok na ang matet ng ofc.. 2 na kaming babae sa team mukhang ok naman sya, super daldal din, preho ko, hehehe 2 days lang ang pasok this week, pero super bc week for me, dahil maglilipat na naman kami ng bahay.. after 2 yrs sa tinitirhan ko sa tandang sora e lilipat na naman kami, and sa tingin ko e di rin kami magtatagal sa lilipatan namin.. haaay.. buhay talaga ng gypsy..

last saturday, sabay kaming sumamba ni mom, at dinalaw na rin namin si ka jenny para magpaalam.. at ako e para maningil sa pinramis nya sa akin howell.. di ko pa rin alam kung sino o san talaga ang kapalaran ko...

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

something i browsed around...

A Crazy Employee Evaluation Test


by: prankster


Name: _____________________ Date: _______________






KNOWLEDGE:

__ Really knows what he's doing.

__ Knows just enough to be dangerous.

__ Only half a brain and is dangerous.

__ His coffee cup has a higher I.Q.








ACCURACY:

__ Does excellent work is not preoccupied.

__ Pretty good accuracy with large numbers.

__ Must take off shoes to count above ten.

__ What's a number?





ATTITUDE:

__ Extremely co-operative.

__ Brown noser in good standing.

__ Often annoys co-workers and fights.

__ Doesn't care, never did, never will.







RELIABILE:

__ Works so hard he gets extra days off.

__ Very dependable.

__ Rely on his being first one out the door.

__ Absolutely totally worthless.







APPEARANCE:

__ Extremely neat and clean.

__ Looks great on his day off.

__ Flies take him over fresh manure.

__ Dirt, filthy, smelly, and ugly.







PERFORMANCE:

__ Works hard if money is involved.

__ Does great work--at evaluation time.

__ Works well after ten cups of coffee.

__ Couldn't do less if he were in a coma.








LEADERSHIP:

__ Carries chainsaw and gets good results.

__ Macho attitude. Commands total disgust.

__ One time some listened to him whine.

__ Unable to lead even the most ignorant.





I understand that I have been counseled and understand my rights under the privacy act of 1974. I further acknowledge that I am as stupid as a football bat, and I will make some attempt to correct my deficiencies.



_______________________________________

Employee signature

something i browsed around...

A Crazy Employee Evaluation Test


by: prankster


Name: _____________________ Date: _______________






KNOWLEDGE:

__ Really knows what he's doing.

__ Knows just enough to be dangerous.

__ Only half a brain and is dangerous.

__ His coffee cup has a higher I.Q.








ACCURACY:

__ Does excellent work is not preoccupied.

__ Pretty good accuracy with large numbers.

__ Must take off shoes to count above ten.

__ What's a number?





ATTITUDE:

__ Extremely co-operative.

__ Brown noser in good standing.

__ Often annoys co-workers and fights.

__ Doesn't care, never did, never will.







RELIABILE:

__ Works so hard he gets extra days off.

__ Very dependable.

__ Rely on his being first one out the door.

__ Absolutely totally worthless.







APPEARANCE:

__ Extremely neat and clean.

__ Looks great on his day off.

__ Flies take him over fresh manure.

__ Dirt, filthy, smelly, and ugly.







PERFORMANCE:

__ Works hard if money is involved.

__ Does great work--at evaluation time.

__ Works well after ten cups of coffee.

__ Couldn't do less if he were in a coma.








LEADERSHIP:

__ Carries chainsaw and gets good results.

__ Macho attitude. Commands total disgust.

__ One time some listened to him whine.

__ Unable to lead even the most ignorant.





I understand that I have been counseled and understand my rights under the privacy act of 1974. I further acknowledge that I am as stupid as a football bat, and I will make some attempt to correct my deficiencies.



_______________________________________

Employee signature